Sunday nights are by far the worst night of the...
I get so easily frustrated and scared by university that it completely tears down my motivation, along with every single dream for the future I have. I am perfectly capable of making it through but this feeling is becoming so frequent now that I am not all that sure how much more I can handle… Every night I want to go to bed crying because it is all so overwhelming. Yet, I look around and...
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
anotherseason: keepcalmandmarrydraco: ^lil playa~~ so does this make me a fucked up individual or OH MY GOD IT HURTS TO LAUGH IN MY CONDITION BUT I LAUGHED JUST FOR THIS THIS MADE MY DAY OMG I AM DYING
Things You Hear While Your Sister is Playing WOW
“He’s a cat, of course he likes it from behind!” “Mm, now say thank you for the vag.” “Okay, take the penis out of your mouth and tank!” “We have rules around here, no one under 18… And, no French-Canadians.” … LMFAO
That was actually a struggle to stay calm over the phone, first time I have ever broken down after hanging up on someone. It was so nice when you were a country away and I didn’t have to deal with any of your bullshit in person, but now you are here and I don’t know what to do.. Great way to start a week full of midterms :/
‘“Fat” is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– Jk. Rowling (via brokenindividuals)
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro.
Fascinating discourse, chum. Riveting fable, comrade. Intriguing anecdote, brethren. Perpetuating argument, colleague. Sweet saga, yo. Waste of time, jerk. Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy. Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one. Interesting intellect, imbecile. Trepidating bore, fetus. Ballin’ gossip, dawg.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Reblog if you care more about this child:
than all the half naked girls on tumblr. FOREVER REBLOG <3
Today made me think, a lot. Where do I see myself in a year, five years, twenty-five years? No matter where I am I know you will be there too, this isn’t just a high school relationship. Convenient how I fell for my best friend :)
University: Week 8.
Monday: Physics assignment due (surely it will kick my ass) Tuesday: Bio midterm, I feel pretty confident but who knows; and experimental design for the lab we write our next lab report on in bio also. Wednesday: Pre-panic for second chem midterm. Thursday: ……. chem midterm. Buuuut our first playoff game for football so at least there is something to look forward to. Friday:...
FurthER Adventures of The GNU: Weight a Second
400-Pound Patient in an ER bed: HEY! HEY YOU!
Greatest ER Nurse in the Universe: Were you calling me, sir?
Patient: I'VE BEEN CALLING ANYONE WHO WALKS BY! HELP ME GET OUT OF THIS BED!
GNU: I'll let your nurse know that you need help, sir.
Patient: F--- THAT, YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE A NURSE, AREN'T YOU?
GNU: Yes sir, in fact I'm a 110-pound nurse who would be of absolutely no value in helping to support you. Let me call a team to come help.
Patient: SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP ME? DIDN'T YOU GO TO NURSING SCHOOL TO HELP PEOPLE?
GNU: I think you're getting "nursing school" and "magic school" confused, sir. I'd love to help you, but I can't physically help you get up without harming us both.
Patient: FINE THEN, JUST SEND MY NURSE TO GET ME INSTEAD. I DON'T NEED NO "TEAM".
GNU: She's still gonna bring the team, sir -- she's on a 40-pound lifting restriction after throwing out her back trying to lift a patient last week.
Weird combination of emotions right now, I’m feeling both forgotten and extremely loved at the same time.
I won’t hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait I’m yours...– I’m Yours - Jason Mraz
I have no one to talk to when you go to practice.. Boo.
She's emo? You'd cut too, if you've been through...
Statement by the President on the Passing of Steve... →
shortformblog: Michelle and I are saddened to learn of the passing of Steve Jobs. Steve was among the greatest of American innovators - brave enough to think differently, bold enough to believe he could change the world, and talented enough to do it. By building one of the planet’s most successful companies from his garage, he exemplified the spirit of American ingenuity. By making computers...
Who says Biochemists aren't funny
mylifeismedschool: As told by a prof today, “Why is Aspirin the worst wingman?” Because it’s such a COX blocker! #MLIMS
It is a really good thing that my dad has always been there for me.. He acts like a real parent, he supports me, he helps me as much as he can, and he is always there to look after me when other people (my mother) drops the ball. I find it disgusting how someone who can say to my face that they are capable of changing when they know that they aren’t. You told me you were going to step up and...
October 3rd. Yes, there's still practice.
I wish people took training as seriously as I do.. Being the one players can trust to take care of them is an amazing feeling, so it astounds me more people don’t live for that. Especially people who I have vouched for as good trainers, you are not only ruining your reputation but tarnishing mine. I haven’t worked this hard to have someone ruin the trainer-player-coach-manager...
Not impressed that I am still awake, I blame the “cold pills” my ma gave me.. Yupp, I said it. They are probably some sort of an ant killer packaged as a cold pill, figured I would give them a shot since I’m starting to feel a bit sick again. What do I get? Laying in bed after midnight wanting to puke my guts out.. Fucking A+. So much stuff to get done tomorrow and I will be...
When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.– William Shakespeare