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wantonforwontons: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:21:20 -0400

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

hungrylikethewolfie: barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-amici: all my OTPs sittin’ in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:16:56 -0400

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

pizza: pizza: the yahoo staff are being scary they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:08:39 -0400

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

troybakers: hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:08:20 -0400

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

teyuss: this is the closest the internet will ever get to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:07:25 -0400

teyuss:

this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england

cuntinentul: can someone make this a bumper sticker

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:06:56 -0400

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

sasstiel-sassbutt: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:06:41 -0400

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

Harry Potter + sassiness (in the Goblet of Fire).

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:04:55 -0400

Harry Potter + sassiness (in the Goblet of Fire).

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:04:40 -0400

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:02:15 -0400

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:58:08 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

neonkarma: Become a hockey fan they said. It’ll be fun they said.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:55:52 -0400

neonkarma:

Become a hockey fan they said.

It’ll be fun they said.

221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:41:24 -0400

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:40:17 -0400

xobelieveinyourselfxo: smile-youre—beautiful—darling: i love...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:39:20 -0400

xobelieveinyourselfxo:

smile-youre—beautiful—darling:

i love her

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:36:55 -0400

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

xmanrcj: toinfinityandbeyonce: Can’t not reblog this.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:27:29 -0400

xmanrcj:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

Can’t not reblog this.

thedailyshow: China’s ooze leaves a sweet spot of breathable...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:25:03 -0400

thedailyshow:

China’s ooze leaves a sweet spot of breathable air between itself and China’s poisonous air.

Full Episode: Barackalypse Now, China’s mysterious ooze, and Ellen Page sings Canada’s praises. http://on.cc.com/16MmdGV

Some good news on the lawsuit front: our landlord is being SUPER accommodating and trying to get us...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:25:48 -0400

Some good news on the lawsuit front: our landlord is being SUPER accommodating and trying to get us our damage deposit back. What a pleasant surprise! It is nice to know I have the landlord on my side.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 03:32:50 -0400